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I am an escaped lunatic with a bad attitude and good looks. I am currently 5'6" and I have short dark hair that I spike everyday. I am a Drama buff and I like most types of Music (except for rap and country) I like Ice cream too. I like to watch movies about transvestites ... (RHPS)=(Frank 'n' Furter) There is a kid I know and he is a monkey.... His name is Jed. He is a monkey who sniffs sharpies and often plans about taking over the government. I live in a small town that has absolutely nothin to do. Larissa is my best friend and the coolest chic on this planet (really). I like Ice cream.... It all comes back to Sausages though. The stars shine bright in the clear blue night (clap clap clap) Deep in the Heart of Texas. Quote from Fr. Hosie: Blah blah blah Jesus blah blah blah blah. Thank you Fr. Hosie..... (NOT) To be honest I think that Christianity contradicts itself so much that it doesn't make sense. I like Brigham's Mississippi Mud Ice cream. La la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la. Your god is dead and no one cares. If there is a hell I'll see you there. (Nine Inch Nails) That quote is from one the most talented men on this Earth. Trent Reznor is a genius. I would love to be blessed with ability to create good (original) music unlike most "artists" out there today... I like Ice cream a lot. Do you know what time it is??? It's NAKY TIME!!!! PING!!!! Note: don't mind the sperm fertilizing the egg to your left.. | ||||||||||||||||
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Mmmmmmm. Tasty... Processed meat (doesn't have to be pig!) Wrapped in intestines!!! YUM YUM! If you ever lose something just think about sausages and you will find your lost item/s.. Rocky Horror Picture Show is the best movie created for human eyes.. Other such great movies are the Exorcist, Labyrinth, The Butcher Boy, Trainspotting, and all cheesey horror movies. I am crazy.. yes I am, Yes I am. | ||||||||||||||||
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| Meow... Save this endangered species... To do so send $100.00 to me. Be generous now because this beautiful creature can not die off like so many others. Just send any of your major credit card numbers to me and have no fear that your money will go to waste.... I like Ice cream with whipped cream and hot fudge and two cherries.. If I am deprived of that second cherry I will have a psychotic episode and kill every one with a herron. I feel pretty, oh so pretty. It's witty how pretty I feel!!! Meow Pussy Weow... Roar Tiger Roar.... Memories!!! Farty Ma'Crablice!!! | ||||||||||||||||
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